“It’s simple. I just stick my fingers up there and get
things moving. A simple ‘stretch and sweep’.” My wife was six days overdue and
the obstetrician, and don’t ask me exactly how, did something magical with two
fingers that brought on birth, and a monumental change to our lifestyle.
Five weeks later and I’m blogging to process it all. Shit,
I’m a blogger. That not-for-profit hedonistic past-time real writers or
successful businessmen have no time for. Not me, I have oodles of time. I have
a job, but I don’t work hard. I make money because I have to, not because I
want to. I want to be a dad. I want to be a writer. Now...I’m rambling.
I guess I need to do introductions. I’ll blog as Dan. Hell,
it’s as good a name as any. Yes, my full name is Daniel, and I do feel like I’ve just been thrown to the lions (in a good way).
At the moment, there are three central characters to the blog. Me, my wife, Anna,
and our five-week-old son. His birth certificate has his name as Frederick – we
just liked the name, actually we just wanted to call him Freddy (I can’t really
explain my compulsion to only have children with full-version names; it does
seem ridiculous, but I guess he can later choose whether he’s a Frederick, a
Freddy or a Fred).
So, I’m not just a blogger; I’m a daddy blogger. I’ve been
qualified for five weeks. I feel like I’ve been thrown to the lions...bring it
on.
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